92 DAYS 

Come home

And find out that My mum has a brand new Ipad, my sister is getting one to.. Then she goes “love you going to be home at the end of august I need someone to look after the dog” So i asked why.. And my whole family are going to Alton Towers..So I had a ramble along the lines of I’m still family you know! Really feeling the love right now! 

Anyhow my birthday is less than a month away! Just want August to hurry up! 



Oh Also I have a READING FESTIVAL WEEKEND TICKET + EARLY ENTRY FOR SALE!

The only thing I find A levels good for

Is speaking fluent bullshit and how to ramble on about anything. Stupid dissertation.. nearly half way through and I only have one more thing to write about D: HELP?!?



leaveyoubreathless:

wish i could pull this off!

Shed Your Skin: A MESSAGE FROM ITCH’S EX GIRLFRIENDLet me start by aplogising for The...

godblessthekingblues:

A MESSAGE FROM ITCH’S EX GIRLFRIEND

Let me start by aplogising for The typos, im shit on this ipad

Yeah so let’s get it all out in the open about what a little shit johnny itch fox is shall we?
We split up months ago, but only days ago he was messaging how he loves me, wants me back blah…

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Hurry the fuck up August! 

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NEED TO STOCK UP ON THIS! So good! This is what I’ll be drinking at Reading festival! mmmm 

“I hate when I have to be nice to someone I want to throw a brick at.”
Why? Why do you have to be nice? If you feel compelled to throw a brick at someone, they probably deserve it. Maybe they don’t know they’re being a prick, or a douche, or a cunt. You need to chuck that brick, not at their face, but at their throat. If you hit someone in the face or stomach, it’s only going to piss them off and they’ll hit you back. If you hit them in the throat, they are not expecting that kind of pain. Initially they’ll be scared that they’ve swallowed their goddamn Adams apple. Then when they can’t speak, they’ll have to reflect and think, “Gee, what have I done to deserve this blow to the throat?” (No pun intended, gutterheads).

Then, they’ll swallow their pride, and possibly their thyroid, and say, “I’m sorry for sucking as a person.”

Be sweet to everyone, except for the people who need to learn to be sweet themselves



FUCK YOU ALL.

:) 






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